Hey you!
This is the final part of my 100 Favourite Things. It turned out to be 112, because I really really like many things.
- Feeding the ducks.
- Men with puppies.
- Irish accents. Please find me a man with an Irish accent who is holding a puppy while feeding the ducks.
- Venn diagrams and flowcharts. I believe anything can be explained with these.
- Triceratops. Don't try and tell me it's not actually a dinosaur anymore. Wank torosaurus wank. I also like the stegosaurus, pterodactyl, and pachycephalosaurus. They're the ones who bang their heads when they fight. KEWL. 2 xctd 4 vwls OMG!!!
- Eating cereal any time of the day. I think cereal for dinner > cereal for breakfast.
- Coffee.
- Ice hockey.
- Michael Cera. Especially in this outfit.
- Cheese. If you eat cheese at least once per day you get a point.
- Animals doing people things. Examples: Monkeys smoking cigars, guinea pigs on skateboards, cats sitting like humans, dogs playing poker, etc. Oh, and here is a chimp riding on a segway.
- Lego. I liked the older stuff better; the pirate lego was the coolest. I always wanted the massive pirate ship but never got it. First world problems right thur.
- Vikings. The only reason Scandinavia is so developed is because they're all vikings.
- People-watching. Anywhere, anytime, I will be watching.
- If it's at the supermarket, I will definitely be watching AND judging. I love to look in peoples trollies to see what they're getting. If you're getting MONSTER energy drink (you have to yell 'MONSTER'), pre-made pizza, Lynx, Nutri Grain (CORN!!! OATS!!! WHEAT!!! SUGAR!!!), or the TV Guide, then I am probably better at life than you.
- The idea that some guy in the 1970s thought up the idea of a pet rock and he grabbed this idea with both hands and ran with it.
- Those two little indents that some people have above their bum.
- Aeroplane food. I know it's weird. I like it because you never know what you're gonna get. Also, everything comes in it's own little container.
- Only washing a pair of jeans three or four times EVER because they feel more comfy a little loose and slightly dirty.
- When you wake up a few seconds before your alarm goes off. MAGIC!
- Hacky-sac. I don't understand why it isn't perpetually kewl.
- Mushrooms. Fun guys.
- Laughing at a weird/annoying/funny/angry stranger with another stranger.
- When you witness irony. In real-life. Like that one time I saw a massive banana walking down the street and then he slipped on a tiny person skin.
- Combine harvesters. They pretty much shit out hay. I almost grew up on a farm, so yeah... I know all about farm machinery and sheep and other things.
- Dulce de leche.
- Black panthers. Not these guys. They were ok...I guess. I'm talking about THESE guys.
- Paintings by Piet Mondrian and other art that's not really pictures.
- Putting on underwear (or anything else) after it's come out of the dryer. This should be mandatory on winter mornings.
LOOK! I made some diagrams to explain some important things.
I'm gonna go watch the Rangers win now. You know I like hockey.
LOVEYOUBYE
Liz Tritops xoxo
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